News from the Pentagon

Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation

of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

United States Redneck Special Forces.




These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,

Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee,

West Virginia and Texas boys will be dropped

off into Iraq and have been given only the

following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. :wink1: