3 Texas Surgeons

3 Texas Surgeons



Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.



One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."



One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later
he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."



The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States."