A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the
tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey
on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving"
under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really
good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa
tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good,
too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the
tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you
tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on
your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband
complaining all the time that there's nothing
good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
